So it started like this…

Kindergarden.  My mother dropped me off at this little catholic school less than a block from my house growing up.  I had my hair in two, very long pigtails.  I saw long because my hair was passed my ass.  My mother said it was so when I did bad things and tried to run away, she could grab my hair and pull me back.  GREAT!  I hated my hair.  It was the 80’s so I had these thick bangs that she would curl and tease.  This could be the reason why I do not wear hair spray now.  ( or at least often )

ANYWAYS…

I was dropped off.  I remember putting away my Snoopy lunch box and hanging my backpack up.  The teacher, let’s call her Mrs. W, told us where to sit.  I got this littler jerk sitting right behind me.  After morning prayer ( yes morning pray! FUN ) this little jerk, Sammy, cut my hair.  YUP.  It wasn’t a big chunk but a little snip from below the hair tie.  I went up to dear old Mrs. W and said “Sammy cut my my hair” thinking that she would yell at the little shit.  She didn’t.  Instead she seemed to think I was making the whole thing up.  She said I was being a tattletale!  Mrs. W thought the best way to teach little lindsay a lesson was to safety pin a tissue to my uniform skit.

GREAT!!

So this JERK cuts my hair and I am the one who gets a tissue stuck to her ass!

WONDERFUL!!

The whole day I was told I had to ware it.  Try making friends like that.  I was the laughing stock of Kindergarden.  If that isn’t the way to start school, then I don’t know what is.

Lunch time passes; I, of course, eat alone.  Then it was time for playtime.  I remember getting excited because there looked to be awesome toys all in the play area.  I went over, tale on my ass, and picked up this beautiful barbie doll.  Like a bolt of lighting, I was struck by something.  Next thing you know, I am on the ground without the doll I had just picked up.

“TATTLETALE!!!”

You guessed it.  I was pushed, robbed of the barbie, and made fun of by the girl who would remained Miss Popularity till we graduated.

I was mortified!  I didn’t cry though.  The cool kid don’t cry, so I didn’t cry.  I picked up the closet thing to me, a transformer.  A love was born but that is besides the point.  I waited till no one was paying attention and then I left.  I LEFT THE SCHOOL.  I walked out the building, transformer in hand and walked down the street to my house.  I didn’t need those idiots.  I was just pissed at my day.  Shortly after being home, I guess someone called the school saying “One of the kids seemed to have escaped!!”  I love small towns.

I will end this story in saying I kept that transformer home.  I never brought it back.  I deserved it.

I thought I would share.

Thee end!

Everyone has their list of celebrities (movie/tv stars NOT musicians) they go crazy over… You know, the ones you will see anything they are in… maybe you even have their poster over your bed or a sexy little fantasy about them.

Well, here are mine. In NO order…

(click on the name for a picture )

Bruce Campbell

Michael C. Hall

Charlie Day

Rose McGowan

Monica Bellucci

Paul Rudd

Olivia Munn

Ryan Reynolds

Gerard Butler

Brad Pitt

And the wild card, an inspiration of mine.

Grace Kelly

All the people listed above I deem awesome.

Thee End.

(* list subject to change)

(* people not include in the list but where totally do able back in the day Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Johnny Depp, James Dean… etc…)

(* i like this little star thing it makes my blog seem important but it is not)

I shot first.

I am going back to cali… I don’t think so.

Mr. LL Cool J said it best.  I am not going back to California as soon as I would hope to be going. It is super depressing because my friend Becky out there just got a great apartment and needs a roommate! It would be so perfect! Plus, I love the girl. She is so fun to work with! She is also into hosting but unlike me, is GREAT at it. Her youtube is here:  http://www.youtube.com/aktrez She also works with CraveOnline.com and is the founder or The Girls Entertainment Network! GO BECKY!!

Anyways…
I am stuck in the hometown till I get enough funds to get my ass back to my “want to be” hometown.

Good News is:

I have a new promotional video kiddies.

I really am proud of the way the video came out!

I think I will do more of this style.  What do you think?

On a positive level I am getting some work.

On a negative level my grandmother makes me feel sad about my life…  You know, being 27 with “no clear direction” and the fact I am not “settled down and raising a family” by now hurts her.

I try to explain this internet hoopla to her but I think it is all greek.

I also have been looking on going back to school.  I know I need more communications course under my belt if I really want to do this hosting stuff.  It is a hard line of work to get into.  I also need to work on my body and get that in shape.  However, that is another topic for another day.

Right now, I am off to see inception!

HASTA PASTA!!!

What a summer so far!! Things have been pretty crazy around the farm… the funny farm. I took a little break from YouTube and blogging and such; not a major one. I needed to get grounded. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN LINDSAY!!??!?? I have no idea. I work hard on videos and all that jazz. I guess i just got overwhelmed as to WHY I do all these things. I have been thinking over things and getting my groove back. Stella seemed to have luck. Why not me? RIGHT?!? SOOO I have come up with a little schedule I think you will enjoy. Yes, YOU. The reader. Whoever YOU are. Leave a comment. Say HELLO! I would like feedback from YOU.

Anyways… back to the schedule I am talking about.

Here it is.

Monday: Vlogs on TheLindsayBoo

Tuesday:  Movie Reviews on TheRoughCuts

Wednesday:  Useless Talent on TheLindsayBoo

And Pub Culture every other week on TheLindsayBoo

Pub Culture takes a lot of work folks.  I script everything and make sure the facts are all correct.  Than I film and do all the editing.  I wish I could do it a lot more but until I get the funds I can not.

I DO ACCEPT DONATIONS.

Second order of business.

Getting in Shape.

I have created an exercise program for myself as well a food schedule and diet.  I have several things coming up I need to be looking my best for.  I have been getting a few comments on my videos stating I look like I am gaining weight.  Do YOU think I should document my battle of the bulge on YouTube?

Let me know…

Be sure to check out my recent vlog too:

A short piece shot at Nay Aug park May 27th, 1967.

Just kidding… it was recorded this week.

I am very pleased with the way it came out.

Music is by Gabel D’Amico called “Ready to Leave”. You can download his music and other great tunes here: http://www.mikepostmusic.com/fr_downloads

<3

Facts are facts.  It is easy to search for something when there are clues leading up to what you are searching for.  A trail.  Past events are visible.  Truth.  Now the future, that is something that boggles me.

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Boggles: (intransitive verb)

1 : to start with fright or amazement : be overwhelmed <the mind boggles at the research needed>

2 : to hesitate because of doubt, fear, or scruples

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The future I am frightful of but so very much amazed.  I have no idea what direction my life IS heading or for the fact of the matter, where I want it to head.

I am going to be 27.  For some reason, I have had this idea in my head that “27″ was to be “my year”.  Myabe it is because I love the number.  I have said this since I could remember, maybe 13 or so.  It is getting near and all I can think about is “Where am I in life?” and “What am I doing?”.  I really do not know.  I know I enjoy making videos.  I know I love editing.  However, I wish I knew more about the subject matter.  I should have taken a course of something along with the other massive amounts of useless credits I have.

“Heros in Literature” which was a WEEKEND English credit I took mainly because of my love for epic poetry and to learn more about HEROS.  What makes a hero a hero.  “Children’s Literature” a summer course that ran for a months time Monday-Friday, for several hours.  I took it because I wanted to write a children’s book.  I still do.  It is on my many list of thins to do. “Modern Physics: Quantum Mechanics” A course I payed out of my ass for and loved every minute of it.  ”Psychology: The Mind Of A Killer” serial killers have always interested me.

…Just to name a few classes that related really nothing to each other or the DEGREES I have…

ANYWAYS.

All of these classes I took because I have no idea what I wanted to do and I am interesting in everything.  Maybe my brain will explode one day.  Truthfully, I can really do anything I put my mind to.  That is what makes it hard.  I can pick up something and go with it.  So many people I know are good at one thing and this is what they do.  I have a friend that makes and sells Jewelry.  That is what she does.  I, in fact, made jewelry also.  I want to see if I could do it.  I did it, even made lots of money from it.  I know very limited facts on the subject.  I do not know stones or gauges of wire.  I know I could do it though.  She drowns herself in the subject matter; knows all the stones and can talk about it for hours.  I guess what I am trying to say is I wish I had that.  Yes, I can make videos but truthfully I do not know much about the subject matter.  I just do.  I figure out how to get the effect I want, even if it take several days.  In a years time, am I still going to be doing this.  I could be trying to climb Mount Everest by then.

Did you every just want to start all over again; to be new?

I wish I stilled danced.  I was an excellent dancer.  I took ballet, tap, and jazz for 8 years of my life.  Then, one day, just quit.  I wanted to play sports.  I was good at softball but in a few years time I was on to the next thing.  I ran into my old dancing instuctor for ballet.  She was drunk.  Introduced me as one of her former students.  She then proceeded to tell her husband what a talent I had and it was a waste that I stopped.  It is funny to think of myself as a dancer.  I have broke around 15 bones in my body and am just a huge clutz overall.  Yet, when those shoes were on my feet I glided.  Am I gliding through life? Do most people know what they want.  This is a serious blog from me I know.  Is that not what BLOGS are like though: and online diary.  These are my thoughts for today.  Now, to be light of this situation here are some fantastic videos my friend Jake produced.  He is talented.  It makes me want to love the subject matter of editing more.  You can tell in his videos he just loves and has a passion for it.  GO JAKE!

Check him out on YouTube CLICK ME!  He also reviews movies on FRIDAYS on THEROUGHCUTS

After watching a video my friend Becky posted to her facebook wall about hollywood making a statment, I discussed it with her about making my own video. The video Becky had posted, then later I, can be seen here —>>> http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/showbiz/2010/05/13/sbt.stars.without.make.up.cnn.html

It was a great and an inspiring video of how some stars were willing to show there true beauty and not ware a single bit of make-up!!

Here is my personal vlog I posted, for all the world to see on YouTube, of me taking off my make-up on camera!

<3 Thank you!!! <3

Recently, I became YouTube Partner!! It was a huge, huge honor. I have been making videos for some amount of time now and kept hoping I would make partner soon. THEN BAM!!! A bus hit me and I became a official YouTuber!

I have been working really hard on my Beer Review WebSeries called “Pub Culture”.

Here is the latest episode:

It really is a lot of work! I plan on doing an update later today on the YouTube so that will be my next post…

As for a Job-Job… I have NONE…. other than videos. They take a lot of time. I was bar tending about 40+ hours a week making little money, then coming home and staying up all night to write, edit, produce, and star in my own videos. I was running for weeks on an hour or two of sleep daily. The stress was just getting to me; especially in the environment I was working in. Hopefully the amount of time and effort I am putting into my videos will pay off. I can not wait for the day to be somewhat famous like such people as Olivia Munn. I would LOVE to have my own show on TV!! Which leads me to move to my next topic of conversation. WEIGHT. Weight really matters. I am average. I will not say that I am FAT because I am not. However, I am no where near TV ready. I eat horrible but better that the majority of 20 somethings I know. BIG CHANGES are ahead!! My birthday is June 17th and I want to be in better shape that I am now. So I will make YOU a packed. If I am not in better shape by my 27th birthday I will sing “I’m a little tea pot” wearing something ridiculous, make a video of it, and place it on YouTube. OH JOY!!!

Let’s hope I get into shape.

Another topic of conversation:

I recently admitted to a close friend that I have never read a certain book. I won’t tell you the book. It is a classic and when asked if I have “read the book” I always say yes. I pretend I know what is going on in the conversation. I have come across several copies in my time; even owning one or two. This friend of mine, let us call him David, (that may or may not be his name) purchased the book for me. I felt so passionate to read this book now. I was touched having to openly admit a DARK secret of mine to him and him taking it upon himself and buying it for me. It was like he was saying “HERE! I know you can do this.” I started to read it and I will have it completely done by next week. Then I will discuss the book. Okay.

Hope all is well in your world.

Over and Out!!

In honor of Cinco De Mayo (The 5th of May), not to be confused with Mexican Independence Day, which occurs on September 16, I have decided to discuss Corona Extra in this week edition of Pub Culture!

“Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “fifth of May”) is a regional holiday in Mexico, primarily celebrated in the state of Puebla, with some limited recognition in other parts of Mexico. The holiday commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.” —> Wikipedia

Please, celebrate wisely. Do not drink and drive! HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!!

HOWDY!

It has been written in stone for me to produce, edit, and star in a little web series called “PUB CULTURE”

This “information short” will feature information about beer from all over the globe!

“Pub Culture” will also be featured in the LIFESTYLE section of the website CraveOnline.Com!!

I will be accepting ideas for the show and beer advice! You can email me at PubCultureShow@gmail.com!

Here is last weeks episode:

Just about every Thirsty Thursday will be a NEW episode!

Please, rate the video on youtube and become a subscriber of TheLindsayBoo!
(there is more than just BEER on my YouTube Folks!!! )

<3 OVER AND OUT! <3